this is the Godzilla of Pleasant Dreams, reblog to have good dreams tonight
good dreams??? finally???
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nah. fuck you *throws awful ingredients into your stock and ruins your soup beyond repair*
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That girl you just called a bitch? That’s actually sasuke uchiha
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good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil……….
Panties hit the FLOOR
you know it sister
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paleo diets don’t exist. you will never have the nutritional range of a caveman. your jaw and teeth have already been permanently weakened from eating soft breads your whole life and never tanning an animal hide with your bare teeth. a neanderthal would beat your ass
Not to mention a ‘real’ paleo diet would include 183 species of wild flowers, herbs and barks and definitely not choice cuts of meat at every meal.
An authentic “paleo” diet really also ought to disallow any refrigeration other than maybe burying a carcass in the permafrost.
Cavemen ate whatever calories were available in their environment so me eating an entire chocolate cake from the supermarket half a block away is paleo.
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